Over the years we have collected funny kid quotes, enjoy!

*Also* Scroll down to see Hot Chocolate Recipes written by our kids.

• "I always take a bath on Sunday.  That's why I always smell so good on Monday!"

• "We went to the cool stuff museum."

• Substitute Teacher, "Are you a Kindergartner?"  Child, "Almost, 'cause I'm reading and I'm task sheeting."

• (Child shows a drawing of a square to the teacher.)  Teacher: "Oh, you drew a square."  Child: "What?!" (As if saying, "Really? COOL!")

• "Awww... my tummy's getting a headache!"

• Teacher, "Did you put away your work?"  Child, "Um, no... it's a presant for my wife." (Age 4)

• After originally saying that she did not have a show and tell, the child stands up frantically, turns around, shows everyone the label from her pants and says, "Wait!  I have a show and tell!  I have a paper in the back of my pants!"

• Child 1: "We went on a hike and I saw a banana slug."  Child 2: "We went on a hike and I saw a banana slug and an apple slug!"  Teacher: "Oh?  What's an apple slug?"  Child 2: "It's red and it eats apples."

• (Children 1 & 2 are talking when child 3 interrupts.)  Child 1: "Hey, I'm making friends here!"

• (A little boy brought some hand picked flowers for his teacher.) Teacher: "Did you pick these from your garden?" Child: "No, I don't have a garden... Um, I got them from my jungle."

• (While talking about a "sleeping volcano")  "My mom is like a volcano.  She sleeps a lot on the couch."

• Teacher: "Where do eggs come from?"  Child: "Eggplants."

• (While discussing getting a new family dog,) "My sister wants to get a Fur-wa-wa."

• "I told my feet to calm down but they wouldn't listen!"

• (As a teacher, who shall remain nameless, sat down on the couch with a child,) "Boing! We all go boing when you sit down."

• While the teacher is helping a child give the weather report, she whispers, "Say '3 sunnies' out loud."
  Child: "3 sunnies out loud."

• "She's erupting my work!"

• Teacher: "Are you proud of yourself?"  Child:  "Almost."

• (OK, so teachers say funny things too...)  Teacher: "You should raise your hand when you're interrupting."

• While learning about skeletons, the teacher runs her finger down the child's vertebra and asks if the child would like to feel her vertebra.  Child responds emphatically, "Oh yes!  Teachers have backbones!"

• Sister, "My cat is small and fluffy..."  Brother, "Yeah, and if you shave her she looks like a tiger!"

• (While talking with Mrs. McClendon about the baby 'in her tummy',) "If you love your baby so much, why did
  you eat him?"

• "Do you know why tickling makes me noisy?  'Cause I'm ticklish!!!"

• "I don't have to sing these songs; I'm almost a grownup now!" (Age 4)

• "Last night my dad thought he saw a mosquito, but it was a cheetah."

• "Ooh - I'm hiccing up!"

• (As a cup of small beads spills all over the floor) "Clean-up on aisle one!"

• "Aren't you amazed and astonished?"

• Teacher: "Does your new baby brother look like you?"  Child: "No, he's really cute!"

• Teacher:  "What is your father's name again?"  Child: "Dad!" (With a look that said, "What's wrong with you?")

• Child (while attempting to make a '9'): "Oh, I accidentally made a '3'."  Teacher:  "That's ok, let's try..."  Child (interrupts with a look of amazement): "I've never made a '3' before!!!"

• Child: "He's calling me a baby!"  Teacher: "Are you a baby?"  Child: "No."  Teacher: "Well, then why don't you tell him you don't like it when he calls you that."  Child 2: "What'd she say?"  Child: "She said to k'nore you."

• (Completely out of the blue), "Pirates came and stole all of our stuff."

• (As the child is laying down sprawled out on the floor), "I'm doing what my dad does!" *

• (The teacher is trying to help a child remember the word "canyon") Teacher: "Can..."  Child: "Canselot"  Teacher: "Canyon"  Child: "Oh, I was really close!"

• (Talking about group snack), "We're gonna have Doop Nat!"

• (While pin-punching a turkey), "I'm makin' holes in this chicken."

• Teacher: "Where did you go skiing?"  Child: "At a hotel."

• "The blew wind it down."

• "There were 10 humans at the party and a few kids too."

• Child: "So then Flower called her mom..."  Teacher: "Oh, who's Flower?"  Child: "My friend."  Teacher:  "Your friend's name is Flower?"  Child: "Oh, wait, no... Rose!"

• After looking at the dirty floor having and a discussion about wiping feet, a 4 year old child turned and faced the other children and said, "We should be ashamed of ourselves!"

• "We put Santa on top of our tree... not the real one."

• "The richest man in the world has over $1,000!!!

• (As a child is scratching several mosquito bites), Teacher: "You don't have chicken pox do you?"  Child: "No, I have itchy pox."

• Child 1: "My dad was born in Pennsylvania."  Child 2: "Oh, my grandpa was born in Transylvania too!"

• "The sun shines on everyone except the burglars."

• (While frantically tapping the teacher), "I have a situation!"

• "I have to tell you something...  My dad has hair in his armpits.  It goes out to here!" (Showing the length of about 5 inches.)*

• Teacher:  "Now we are going to put an apostrophe here."  Child:  "A propostopy?!"

• Child: "Did you know what I want to be when I grow up?"  Teacher: "What?"  Child: "A trash picker-upper!!!"

• (While looking at the class caterpillars busily making cocoons), "They're turning into raccoons!"

• Teacher: "What kind of voices do we use during group snack?"  Child: "Invoices."

• (After working hard on an outdoor project), "Phew!  I think I need to sweat now."

*We promise not to believe everything that your child says about you as long as you promise not to believe everything he/she says about us!

Hot Chocolate Recipes

We asked the children how to make Hot Chocolate, here's how they responded.

• First you get 45 pounds of sugar. Then hot springs (little pieces of drops of brown stuff almost like water), then you cook it in your microwave.

• My dad puts water in there and he stirs it and my dad ~ he puts chocolate in and then he puts cookies in and then he stirs it and then the hot chocolate grows up. And then he gets more sugar.

• Well, I get some white milk and the stuff that is brown in the big cup and put it in a cup and stir it with a spoon. Then you put cookies in it and you put it in the stirring oven and mix it up and that makes it hot. And so, after that we get some more hot chocolate and we do it again and make it cold for our kitty.

• I don't know - I think you put chocolate in a cup. You make it hot with a spoon.

• First you put hot water from the sink in a chocolate cup. Stir it up with a spoon.

• Mug and chocolate, ok, eat it with pancakes and scrambled eggs. You need some soap for my hands.

• You hot water and chocolate. I like candy canes in my hot chocolate - rich candy canes. If you get hot water it gets too hot to pour it out and make it. You get the hot water from my house. It's on my fridgerator.

• First I put milk in and then you put extra milk in and then you're supposed to put it in the microwave and then its warm and then you better concentrate and then you put water in it.